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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the murderer who stole a train in Mexico? They say he had a loco motive."

"I sing like an amputee I can't hold a note, can't carry a tune..."

"Out with the cat for a walk. We are still at my doorstep. It's been 15 minutes."

"My girlfriend is due tomorrow ...however, I have to wait 18 years before I can date her"

"Whenever I try to make a pun-joke, nobody seems to get it.. I guess I'm bad at delivering the PUNchline.."

"A married man's prayer; Dear God, you gave me childhood, you took it away You gave me youth, you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now... Just reminding you......"

"What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market? He was un-feta-ed of his cheese."

"What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!"

"Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do. Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM! -high fives Socrates-"

"For what I assume is a gambling channel, BET sure has a lot of black people."