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Joke of the Day
"PornHub removed my sex tape They told me to try Vine"
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"I decided to try out a new Mediterranean recipe that takes 2 hours to cook. I've got a lot of thyme on my hands."
"What was the Scientologist's favorite movie? The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Why, you ask? ... It was a cult classic!"
"Woah, woah! Lets see some I.D., Kid! LOLZ!! Just kidding! Press that button and come on in! -Adult Websites"
"A starfish has five arms. An anablep has four eyes. An octopus has three hearts. And you've got two faces."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying around? Because he can never never land"
"Yeah, conservatives. I will marry a dog. I'll marry 12 dogs. I'm a dog mormon now."
"i have a very sore throat & your suggestion of a shot of whiskey only helped in the way that i no longer care about my extremely sore throat"
"If you're wondering at what age you'll stop messing up your life know that it's not 40 and apparently not 50 either."
"Oscar Pistorius gets six years jail. Jail, then home detention, and back to jail. Wow, for someone with no legs he's covering a lot of ground."