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Joke of the Day
"I don't know what gave you that impression but I wouldn't sleep on it next time."
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"My Iraqi friend skyped me today Something hilarious must've been happening because I kept hearing ""Hahahahallahu hahahkbar"" and then what sounded like party poppers. Abdul sure is a mad one."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or somebody is going to think were nuts."
"truth is, nobody can parkour better than squirrels.. nobody"
"What do you call a cow with no nipples Yomama #getrekt"
"A Priest and a Rabbi Walk Into A Bar The rabbi turns to the priest and says: ""I get the feeling someone is going to make a joke out of this."""
"Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything. I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete idiots."
"My kids are going to be so disappointed when they figure out peer pressure is a myth and they have to actually pay for drugs in high school."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already"
"Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!"