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Joke of the Day
"I don't know what gave you that impression but I wouldn't sleep on it next time."
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"A tiny island deep in the Indian Ocean called Shiffer has the dumbest people in the world... It's why when you do something really stupid they say you have ""Shiffer brains"" - Johnny Carson."
"What noise does a Hebrew train make? Jew jew!"
"carpe natem Translate it if you don't know Latin."
"A feminist is someone I could really get behind."
"I don't mean to make your Monday morning worse, but we'll never be able to wear shorts in space."
"What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A manila folder!!!"
"Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!"
"Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot."
"A girl called me the other day and said ""Come on over, there's nobody home!"" I went over. Nobody was home."