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"What noise does a Hebrew train make? Jew jew!"
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"Santiago Munez : from Newcastle utd to Real madrid Movie : Goal Rafa benitez : Real madrid to Newcastle Utd Movie: Own goal"
"Why don't people in Kuwait know who Obama is? Because they've been living under Iraq."
"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? He drowned in his teepee. -My Uber Driver"
"Which mythical creature casts no reflection? All of them, technically."
"I was trying to make a text art dinosaur today. I can't ever get the teeth right. I only seem to be able to do them ASCII-dentally."
"I'm confused, if all these rappers really are the genuine article like they claim, then who are all these phonies they keep talking about?"
"Anti-Jokes So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""
"I avoid making eye contact like my loneliness depends on it."
"My kid just said his dinner tasted like cat litter. Not sure if I should be offended or wonder how he knows what cat litter tastes like."