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Joke of the Day
"What noise does a Hebrew train make? Jew jew!"
Next Joke
"What would my hippie side be doing right now? I already know that"
"Me: Hello darkness my old friend Darkness: please stop calling me that. My name is Susan"
"If you ask for ice water in the south they look at you funny, down here they drink something called ass water?"
"-currently looking for an adult -Realizing I'm an adult -Now looking for an older adult -Someone successful at adulting -An adultier adult"
"I like guys marrying my sister like I like my pinata coladas Full of rum! (Currently attempting to write a best man speech for my soon to be brother in law)"
"My girlfriend says that I've got the body of a guy half my age. Which would be a nice compliment if I wasn't 22."
"A funny knock knock joke I've heard awhile ago... *knock* *knock* who's there? Doctor Doctor who? ...exactly!"
"My brother recently got married To celebrate, my mother decided to pull out a couple bottles from my late father's homemade alcohol collection. That way he could be there in spirits"
"What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors? He has a reptile dysfunction."