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Joke of the Day
"What drink does Santa give to naughty children? Coala"
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"I'm not saying your girlfriend is a whore I'm just saying she's under more sheets than the KKK."
"Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery? A batch of Tiger bread turned on them."
"Did you hear about the girl who died in the Italian restaurant? She pasta way."
"Redneck Divorce (Oh Boy) How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida? Either way you lose the trailer!"
"What do you call an Asian getting mugged? Black and Yellow"
"[interview with girl at dating agency] i get shy around pretty girls [girl smiles brushing hair from her face] ""are you shy now"" not really"
"what weighs more on the moon than on earth? a helium baloon"
"I gotta hand it to Stephen Hawking because he can't catch."
"How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year."