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Joke of the Day

"Redneck Divorce (Oh Boy) How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida? Either way you lose the trailer!"

"Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message."

"*texting with my mom* Mom: I miss your handsome face! Me: Aww..thanks, mom! I miss you too! Mom: Sorry. Wrong number."

"What did the book say to the librarian? Can I take you out?"

"What do chemists make guacamole out of? Avogadros"

"What do the jews use to browse the internet? NethanYahoo!"

"Two doe walk out of a casino... One looks at the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks."""

"I found out my best friend was a heroin addict... Needles to say, that friendship ended quickly."

"I am conducting a survey to see who is the most awesome person on Facebook. To find out who it is read the first two words of this status."

"Jafar my name is jafar i come from afar there's a Note 7 in my car allahu akbar"