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Joke of the Day

"Redneck Divorce (Oh Boy) How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida? Either way you lose the trailer!"

"I hate being bipolar... But it's also pretty awesome sometimes."

"[high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho! FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude"

"The best part of being lactose intolerant is the cure for constipation is cheese."

"I want to make medical bracelets that say ""In case of emergency, delete browser history"""

"This morning I found out the terrible news about David Bowie, He released a new album."

"What do you call?? What do you call a French terror attack in America? Opening day for Batman"

"A priest, a blonde, and a rabbi walked into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"My Google searches read like an alien trying learn how to be a person."