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Joke of the Day

"So Nickelback is playing a flood relief concert for Alberta. Like those folks haven't suffered enough."

"Oh you graduated from DeVry too?! Which month were you?"

"What my Doctor said... ""Sugar kills more people than Cocaine"" What I heard... ""The next time you're craving Cake...Do some blow instead"""

"""Congratulations, the baby's got green overalls!"" Peach sobs. Mario flies into a rage."

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Without a penis"

"*I come downstairs to see my dog has eaten my dinner off the counter* Dude, I said I was sorry for eating yours."

"What's a priest's favorite X-men? A-Men."

"Where do you bury a donkey? In an asshole!"

"Did you hear about the six month old Ethiopian child? He was having a mid life crisis"

"I'm still learning my pronouns... But that is neither here nor there."