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Joke of the Day

"A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18."

"I'm great with kids because mentally I'm on their level."

"Why'd the baker resort to prostitution? Because they knead the dough."

"Why were Popeye's forearms so big? Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage."

"Word of the day Exhaustipated...........Just too tired to give a sh!t"

"Ordered a honey bee kit off Amazon. Can't wait to tell my co-workers all the benefits of honey that I Googled right before telling them."

"What did little Suzy spy with her little eye? A cataract."

"What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post? [Removed]"

"Want to hear a good boxing joke? Fuck you."

"[On date] Her - ""so your profile said you like classical music? I love Mozart & Bach, how about you?"" Me - ""Jurassic Park theme"""