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Joke of the Day

"Floyd Mayweather got off again even when there was a video of him beating her. Because it was so boring the jury walked out half way through."

"If you have time-stamped VHS footage of yourself blowing out birthday candles, you'll eventually be abducted."

"Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books and showered."

"So rude of Ashton Kutcher to file divorce papers right before Demi Moore's 150th birthday."

"Here's a joke from Hilary Clintons emails... [deleted]"

"What is the difference between an egg and a redditor? Eggs get laid at least once."

"What time is it in Brazil? Oh, it's 7 past Cesar"

"You know how some people make food exactly as it appears on the cookbook? I guess you could say they made copy and pasta."

"""We invented sex"", proudly said the Greeks ""we introduced women into it"", said the italians"

"On my cakeday... ... -1 2^3 and it was delicious!"