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Joke of the Day

"Floyd Mayweather got off again even when there was a video of him beating her. Because it was so boring the jury walked out half way through."

"The NSA Agent Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport? Because he got Snowden!"

"What do you call a woman-hating masseuse? A massage-onist."

"I Hate Housework! I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes ...and six months later you have to start all over again."

"What do you do if your dishwasher stops working? Punch her"

"Radio One has banned its DJs from playing Madonna songs, saying that at 56 she is old and irrelevant. Yeah, at the BBC they only like them young."

"When I practice my saxophone I have to put the cat in the window, so my neighbours know I'm not kicking it around the living room."

"A strange sense of humor. Surprisingly, but the long walks on the moor very breathtakingly."

"I love my 5yr old dearly, but if he keeps saying ""Dark"" Vader I may have to sell him."

"Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house? It was made of pranks."