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Joke of the Day

"[boardroom] ""Now hear me out. They're Teenage.."" Ok ""Mutant.."" I like where this is going ""Ninja.."" Noun me, Graham! ""Turtles"" You're fired"

"Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine? He's all right, now. In fact, he's fully recovered."

"The John Deere manure spreader It's the only product the company won't stand behind"

"I'm still waiting for my date from last summer to come back from the restaurant's bathroom... I hope everything is ok."

"Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead? - Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills"

"What did the nucleus say to get the electron up? Up and atom!"

"Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you? God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny? God: Just a second."

"Q: What's Mary short for? A: She's got no legs."

"Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark Hives."

"im back with another knee slapper !! ""i leterally did nazi see that coming! - an frank funny joke am i righte ??"