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Joke of the Day
"As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices - take it or leave it."
Next Joke
"Today is the 1 year anniversary of the day i decided to get sober. And tomorrow is the anniversary of the day I decided sobriety wasn't for me."
"Whats the difference between jam and marmalade??NSFW You can't marmalade your cock up someone's ass"
"What's the hardest part about roller blading? Telling your parents that you're gay."
"There was a farmer who had a machine which caculated the angle you sat. He called it his pro-tractor"
"I just finished reading a book about preventing skin injuries and burns... The author classified the book as ""non-friction"""
"I saw Matt Damon eating toast in his hometown... ...could it be Bourne and Bread?"
"A married's man prayer Dear God, you gave me childhood and you took it away. You gave me youth and you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, just reminding you."
"Why are gay men se well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing."
"What's the difference between a cow and September 11? You stop milking a cow after 10 years."