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Joke of the Day
"""So how did you two meet?"" ""Unfortunately."""
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"Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long."
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Holy Roller"
"I heard you can turn soup to gold... You just have to add 24 carrots"
"Trump is ordering an investigation into his own claims of voter fraud Can he start with the frauds they keep putting in front of the voters?"
"Knock knock..Who's there?..Interrupting coefficient of friction.. The interrupting coeff--- MU!"
"Today I forgot to comb my hair, but people thought I was nice. Then, nothing of consequence happened. So today was every Michael Cera movie."
"Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!"
"I hope I die alone. I mean, you'd have to be a pretty big jerk to hope others die with you."
"""Who am I talking to, Ouija BoardTM?"" *S-A-T-A-N* ""Satan, do any boys in my class like me?"""