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Joke of the Day

"What did the Latin guy say after he had sex? Veni. Veni. Veni."

"What do a puppy and a near sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose."

"Him: Can you believe what's going on in Egypt? Me: Yeah...it's crazy...I gotta go. Bye. Me: *googles what's happening in Egypt?*"

"Be nice to people on your way up so they won't get suspicious when you're rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport"

"[robbery] ROBBER: Give me all your money! ME: I don't have it all with me. ROBBER: Dang!"

"Did you hear? Broadway is making a theatrical production on puns! It's going to be a *huge* play on words!"

"What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips."

"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem? comes out of nowhere."

"Did you hear the one about the gay midget? He went up on a guy."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You thought it would be 'R' but all pirates love the 'C'."