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Joke of the Day

"Money can't buy you happiness? Well, poverty can't buy you anything."

"If you're an adult and you aren't tired, you probably just fell asleep and started dreaming. Wake up. It's time to be tired again."

"Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it"

"Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson? The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library."

"Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car? Because he got an award for revvin' it."

"What was the favorite genre of music of the man that hung himself off of a windy bridge Swing"

"I had a muslim only party Last night was a blast"

"If Olympic drinking was an event I would probably take gold in the floor routine."

"why do hens have no tits? 'cause roosters got no hands"

"A police officer bought a robot this robot was fueled by sodium and alkaline, but could only hold enough for 24 hours at a time. so every morning he had to charge it with a salt and battery."