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Joke of the Day
"Money can't buy you happiness? Well, poverty can't buy you anything."
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"Marathon Just won my first marathon. I am experiencing the thrill of victory and the agony of de feet."
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"A feminist, a fat person and a Hitler walk into a bar... Feminism is bad."
"Who is the world's worst suicide hotline operator? Shia Lebouf."
"Selling a french WW2 rifle Never fired, only dropped once."
"Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir I cut it shorter."
"Someone's deodorant is not working... And I know it's not me because I'm not wearing any."
"Whoever stole my dildo can go fuck themselves."
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