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Joke of the Day

"Him: Can you believe what's going on in Egypt? Me: Yeah...it's crazy...I gotta go. Bye. Me: *googles what's happening in Egypt?*"

"What's so good about living in Switzerland? Not sure but the flag's a big plus."

"Obama, The CIA, and Darpa walk into a bar... The End."

"What do you call a horny man ghost hunting? A **boo**ty call."

"How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet."

"confucius say man who run in front of car get tired man who run behind car get exhausted"

"Did you hear the CEO of Honda wont be back next year? He's leaving of his own accord. Edit: grammar."

"If I can hear you chew, I have fantasized about your death."

"Religion is like a man's penis. It's okay to have one, it's fine to be proud of it, but don't go around shoving it in people's faces and jamming it down children's throats."

"To find out your cat name, pick any name at random and refuse to answer to it."