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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck."
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"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools."
"Pat Sajak and Alex Trebek are scaling down a mountain with a group of hikers. However, one of the safety clips snap. Who's in jeopardy?"
"What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other? The Twin Towers."
"What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away? Microwave."
"Bathroom joke What's the difference between sanctuary and prison? Toilet paper."
"My wife and I were extremely happy for 20 years ....and then we met."
"What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates? Out of bounce."
"A scientific study recently discovered that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy They're Bashful, Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Doc"
"*drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* Octopus after owning some1 in a rap battle"