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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black person from Niger? A Nigerian, you racist"

"FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison"

"A kiss will make her day But anal will make her hole weak"

"Mayweather Vs Pacquiao A fight ? That's a laugh .... I've had tougher fights getting my kids to take their baths!!"

"My boss has stopped letting me leave early for my son's Little League games ever since he learned he's in his second year of college."

"What do you call someone who studied from the greatest teachers in the country, met the greatest scientists, academicians, friends in the country? Donald Trump"

"What did batman say too robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."

"What do womens' breasts & toy trains have in common? There're intended for children, but it's the fathers that wind up playing with them."

"How can you tell that a shrimp with a big dick was walking down the beach? Because he left a shrimp cock-trail."

"""Take off your corduroy shorts so I can blow you,"" said no chick, ever."