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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black person from Niger? A Nigerian, you racist"

"So, I saw Simba walking today.. and he was walking too slow. So I told him ""C'mon! Mufasa""! Edited for a bit more for clarity.."

"When David shot Goliath, there was a giant thunderstorm. He was just slinging in the rain."

"evanescence - noun: the process of vanishing or fading out of sight, memory, or existence. So that's what happened. Great band name, guys."

"7 Billion people, 14 billion Faces."

"What's a Mormon's favorite sexual position? You'd probably think it's missionary, but i'm pretty sure they'd try the back door if they had the chance."

"What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal? Peas and hominy"

"What's dark, empty and going no where fast? Your love life."

"What did the hot dog say on the toilet? Mustuuurd"

"Just tried black coffee for the first time Not my cup of tea"