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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it."
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"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally had no arms. Knock knock ""Who's there?"" Not Sally"
"have you heard of the new movie ""Constipation""? that's because it hasn't come out yet! XD"
"Those ""Speed Enforced by Aircraft"" signs don't understand how eager I am to get pulled over by an F-16."
"What is a pirates favorite file type? .rar"
"*slides into home plate and crowd goes wild* Hey everybody, be quiet for a minute! *pulls out phone, dials number* Hi mom, I got home safe."
"I nicknamed my urethra, Franklin."
"I got sick from a fist bump it's the first confirmed case of ebrola"
"All I'm saying is when I'm drunk in the backyard I still put my shirt on just like everyone else, one leg at a time..."
"How do you obtain Kate Upton's nudes? Easy, go on Twitter right now."