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Joke of the Day

"How do you obtain Kate Upton's nudes? Easy, go on Twitter right now."

"What did the mod say to the other? [deleted]"

"Why are blonde jokes so short? So that men can remember them."

"""These speakers didn't cost that much so I doubt they will work well"" ""that is a cheap stereotype"""

"I once worked in a pathology lab... ...but I was asked to leave after one of my reports said ""cause of death: autopsy:"""

"[drug test] WEED: what did you get for #15? HEROIN: the teacher said not to share answers. COCAINE: done LSD: this paper tastes like crab"

"What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !"

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson had sex with kids."

"Starbucks coffee is disgusting. First of all it tastes like soap, second of all u have to get it from dispensers in the BATHROOM????"

"The city I live in had its annual incest competition. So I entered my sister."