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Joke of the Day

"Tourist in America I was going to take my wife to visit all the sites where they protested the police shooting of innocent black men. But i've only got 6 months...plus community service."

"What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen? Carlos."

"What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !"

"Why do writers hate the bible? It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank coffee before it was cool"

"What's the difference between the holocaust and killing 5 black men? 5,999,997"

"Interviewer: Have you worked in a fertility clinic before? Me: No [nervous because it's my 1st interview] Me: But I used to be an embryo"

"What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car tune)."

"Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics."

"I once stayed up all night wondering where the sun went then it dawned on me."