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Joke of the Day

"Me: Compassion is my compass. Him: We've been lost for 3 days and you gave your coat to a bear that looked cold."

"Son: ""Dad! My lsd is missing!"" Dad: ""We have bigger problems son, there's a dragon in the kitchen."""

"What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy? ...an Oriental Rug."

"I used to be a plastic surgeon. Which raised a few eyebrows. (Credits: Stewart Francis. Look him up, this guy is hilarious)"

"Damn girl are you my dad? Because you're not there"

"Nothing good can come from a gay man greeting you with an up and down look followed by an ""Oh, honey"""

"What did the sea monster have for dinner? Fish and ships."

"Why was hitler's suicide such a suprise? Because we did nazi it coming"

"*tear runs down cheek ""Why are all these people dead on the inside?"" ""Sir, this is a morgue."""

"Girls read smiles And the gap in your teeth spell friendzone"