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Joke of the Day

"Looks like the UK didn't read the fine print when cutting off ties with the EU... You Brexit, you bought it."

"A Santa joke. So what does a pimp and Santa have in common? They both go Ho Ho Ho I'll see myself [out] (http://i.imgur.com/9gdyd.gif)"

"I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. "

"I hope college lives up to the hype All my notebooks say ""college ruled"" so it must've been somewhat fun"

"What do you call a show about puns? A play on words."

"A guy walks into a bar... He says ouch."

"For those of you wondering what it's like to be married, I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having."

"Him- I saw you over here sipping your wine. Me- You clearly have me mistaken for another very attractive woman, because I don't sip wine."

"Captain Hook's Girlfriend Breaking Up with Him It's not you, It's Smee."

"What's a woman's best curve? Her smile."