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"Why do they call a wolf a wolf? Because it goes wolf!"
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"Don't save a spot for someone who won't make an effort to stay."
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"*watching The Revenant* *rewind* *play* *rewind* *play* *rewind* *play* Him: What are you doing? Me: Taking notes for when I fight a bear."
"Them: If you were stranded on a desert island with any two people, living or dead, who would they be? Me: Can they both be dead?"
"What do you call a digital tree? All bark and no byte"
"""50 Shades of Clay: The Aiken Story"" might've been worse."
"My wife's birthday is in two days, and she told me that she would be happy as long as I get her something with a lot of diamonds in it. She's gonna love this pack of playing cards."