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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a muslim holocaust? Sand Sanitizer."
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"A baby mouse is out for a walk one day and sees a bat... He quickly runs home to his mother and says ""Mummy! Mummy! I just saw an angel!"""
"I knew that wouldn't flush when I ate it."
"What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November."
"Last night my wife said that our bed had seen better days. She's right. When she stopped at her mum's last week, I had a threesome in it on Monday and Tuesday."
"Why do Indians get cremated at very religious places? Because they all have a ""Vera Nice Sea"". (Say it out loud)"
"Think about it from the other side. Think about the hangover movies from chow's perspective..."
"Whenever a guy named Stephen tells me what to do, I like to yell, ""you're not my real hen!"" and run away..."
"Why isnt Monica Lewinsky voting for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth."
"When does a van become a can? when it travels at the speed of light, i.e v=c.."