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Joke of the Day

"In honor of women's day I would like to honestly say that...."" Life with out you ladies would literally be a pain in the ass"""

"Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive"

"Someone needs to tell Madonna you can't call it ""Girls Gone Wild"" when you're a 100."

"I'm always delighted when people stick their noses in my business - my company makes paper tissues."

"the difference between driving drunk and high drunk drivers run red lights stoned drivers wait for stop signs to turn green"

"*surgeon opens cooler during transplant* *cooler is full of Gatorade* ""Wait but this means..."" *cut to surgeon's kids dumping kidney on coach*"

"There's no sex like the we haven't had it for awhile' kind of sex."

"What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark? Stark industries has actually turned a profit"

"I was chasing a girl with a dildo through the park. I would have left her alone, if she'd just given me back my dildo."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph... Because he's not a full essay"