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Joke of the Day

"People: Are you single? me: no i'm Album"

"What ""bus"" crossed the ocean? Columbus."

"Q: What kind of spy hangs out in department stores? A: A counter spy."

"WAITER: soup or salad? CLARK KENT: *sweating nervously* just a REGULAR salad for a REGULAR guy please ha ha. nothing super about it..."

"a misunderstanding teacher to class: can anyone use the word fascinate in a sentence? little johnny: my sister has ten buttons on her shirt but she can only fasten eight"

"Why no, stranger, I CAN'T believe how early it gets dark now despite the fact this phenomena has occurred every single year of my existence."

"What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup."

"Today a man knocked on my door And asked for a donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."

"Funny that when a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she's considered a slut ... but when I do it I'm gay."

"Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi and the driver kept the ""Vacant"" sign up?"