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Joke of the Day

"The Westboro Baptist Church is planning on picketing Fred Phelps funeral. I'm not sure they even know what they're doing anymore, you guys."

"I spent most of my money on beer and women. The rest I just wasted."

"[runs inside of a gas station] ""I NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!"" *takes a selfie in the bathroom mirror for an IG # game"

"What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet? ""F"", for Fonzi. Duh."

"Why did the Italian miss his dinner? It'a was'a pasta his bed time"

"What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up? An umbrella!"

"You eat what? Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who!"

"A cashier asks a feminist, "" Cash or credit?"" She replies: "" Did you just assume my tender?"""

"What do you call poultry that glows in the dark? Chicken Kiev"

"Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter."