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Joke of the Day
"A sociopath walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""What do you feel like having?"" ""Nothing."""
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"Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies? Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)"
"What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks? a Fartender"
"I failed my biology exam yesterday The question was: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer."
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!"
"My bucket list. 1. Buy bucket."
"If you see me with a water bottle, there's probably vodka in it"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis"
"Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach but the programmer was shouting ""F1 F1"" and nobody understood it."
"Chinese Proverb: Man who run infront of car get tired... Man who run behind car get exhausted"