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Joke of the Day

"My bucket list. 1. Buy bucket."

"there are 2 reasons why I dont take my GF on a long ride with Audi R8 Firstly, i have no GF and secondly I have no Audi R8."

"Chickens in the farm Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road to meat the cow? A: The steaks were already too high."

"I used to be into BDSM, beastiality, and necrophilia... But I realized I was just beating a dead horse. EDIT: poster does not condone the beating of any horse; living, dead, undead, or imaginary."

"What do you call it when Drake suicides? Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman"

"I told you to act natural while I paint. Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table? - DaVinci"

"Three elephants jump off a cliff, two land on the beach, one in the ocean... ba-dum tshh"

"Energy Drink OD = Black out and wake up in a bookstore signing copies of the book ""Part-time Boy: The Unauthorized Biography of Lady Gaga."""

"So i used to be terrible at asking for things in restaurants... I used to be too nervous to ask for condiments at restaurants... but one day i mustered the courage."

"What's the easiest way to pay a musician? Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza"