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"I have sexdaily *dyslexia"
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"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank hot chocolate before it was cool."
"[The Second Coming] Jesus:""People of the Earth! I have returned with news of God's love an-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""
"At first I didn't like my new haircut But it's starting to grow on me"
"Pictionary is the perfect game to play whenever you need an excuse to punch your friend in the face."
"Blasphemous jokes http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/ubv1y/whats_the_best_religious_or_antireligious_joke/ Yes, it is in /r/atheism, but there are some really good ones in there"
"I accidentally watched some gay porn last night... ... it was the worst 28 minutes of my life."
"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"
"What does a Seal drink at a bar? Anything but Canadian Club.."
"I'm a racist person and my mouth says racist things but my penis is a humanitarian. - Dave Chapelle."