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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
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"How to bring pacman to life Scratch your head and think of the Wakas. Soon you'll see pacman while brushing your teeth."
"Eat shit dude! No seriously, it's good for your eyes. You've never seen a dog with glasses have you?"
"What is Hillary Clintons least favourite instrumeny? The trump-et."
"Why is a coin factory so logical? Because it makes cents."
"In my 20s, I was bullied by a crow the size of a chicken for several months."
"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha."
"It's all fun and games until your iPhone is at 10% power"
"What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed? A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast"
"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."