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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!"

"""I don't have a racist bone in my body!"" --Riley Cooper's girlfriend postcoitus"

"I ordered an Asian Hooker, she arrived 2 hours late She loves me wrong time."

"My abs hurt today because last night I went to the gym and got punched in the stomach"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !"

"What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer? One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer."

"If at first you don't succeed.. .. skydiving probably isn't for you anyway."

"Does anyone know how the lady reacted when Van Gogh gave her his ear? Was it positive? Cause I'm running out of ideas for gifts."

"So I asked /r/AskScience a question... My post is not yet visible on the forum and is awaiting review from the moderator team."