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Joke of the Day

"Eat shit dude! No seriously, it's good for your eyes. You've never seen a dog with glasses have you?"

"Why do Jews stay home during the summer? They don't like going to camps."

"What did the man say when he saw the Jewish man stealing his water? ""Water Jew doing?"""

"How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it."

"Greenpeace have come up with a new name for shrimp hunting, claiming it's the same as mass murder. They're calling it columbrine"

"What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare? He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos."

"The teacher asked the class if everyone got the syllabus. Jimmy raised his hand and said, ""No, I took the boring short bus to school."""

"Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street count the legs divide by two and subtract one for the Jew who catches it."

"What do multiculturalism and the movie Jaws have in common? They both made Americans despise great whites!"

"I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman But it's not worth sticking around for."