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Joke of the Day

"Eat shit dude! No seriously, it's good for your eyes. You've never seen a dog with glasses have you?"

"I love getting kisses from my dogs but, I'm starting to worry about the one who keeps trying to give me the slow tongue."

"No one looks more suspicious than everyone else at a gas station."

"What has ten letters and starts with gas? ""flatulence"""

"Just saw The Martian. If Matt Damon was alone on Mars, who was filming him that whole time? Clearly fake"

"When pinguins fly, you are probably drowning."

"A Woman Comes To The Physician - Herr doctor! My husband is very sick! - OK. Get undressed and show me what does he complain of..."

"*goes to the park* *spoon feeds red bull to the ducks*"

"Why was the archeologist sad? His career was in ruins."

"How to know if a cat is male or female, from far ? Put a cup of milk on the floor. If he comes it's a male and if she comes it's a female !"