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Joke of the Day

"Being a man of many flavors. I survived mustard gas and pepper spray, yesterday I was honored a seasoned veteran."

"This Kit Kat commercial is making some awfully big assumptions about both my generosity and number of friends."

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"I was given a recipe book for roadkill recently I collected some roadkill and followed the recipe. It tasted good but I have no idea what to do with his bike."

"There I was, waiting to pay for my landscaping materials, when suddenly... ...I was charged for aggregated basalt."

"Somebody at work brought donuts this morning and I didn't eat one which is great but I'm still thinking about them"

"That pie smells so good I jizzed in my pants... I guess you could say I came to my senses."

"If Trump becomes president... Orange will really be the new black"

"A black man walks into a bar, with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks: ""Where'd you get that?"" ""The jungle."" Replied the parrot."

"Have you ever seen Ray Chales Wife? Neither has he."