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Joke of the Day
"How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music? He listens to his old music."
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"Have you ever wondered why Aspirin is white? It's because it works!"
"What do you call a man with no legs? You call him by his fucking name what's wrong with you"
"How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb? One, or two? One, or two?"
"I'll catch you later: Cool thing to say to a friend, scary thing to say to a child."
"The world's finest super spy at work: an interview"
"judas: honestly jesus is the coolest dude ever i hope he lives forever jesus: worst movie ive ever seen? Space Jam judas: yo what the f"
"What do you call a a a a aoohhh? Yo mama last night bro."