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Joke of the Day
"Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? Neither. The rooster did."
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"And God promised men that... Good and obedient wife's would be found in all corners of the world.........Then he made the world round....and laughed and laughed and laughed..."
"Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!"
"""How Long can a Chinese name be?"" -- Yoda"
"What do you call Moby Dick when he washes up on a sandbar? A bleached whale!"
"George W Bush kept us safe just like how abstinence education kept Bristol Palin unpregnant."
"My Grandparents bought a new China set... They asked me what I thought of it... I said it was fine..."
"If experience has taught me anything, I've forgotten what it was."
"I just emptied a caprisun into a glass and added vodka so that's where i'm at in life."
"What do you call a communist sniper? A Marxman"