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Joke of the Day

"What frequency do police radios operate on? 100 niggahurts"

"im 40 and my girlfriend is 12 months pregnant, am i too old to be a father? :/"

"What's grey and can't swim? A castle"

"What's a pirates FAVORITE letter? *They ALWAYS say Rrrrr* ""You'd think its Rrrrr but it's the sea they love"""

"Online Dating is like Online gaming. The Grind is real."

"""Mom, I'm sorry I'm not a doctor."" -Me ""It's okay if you're not a doctor, or anything else."" -Mom So true, much wow, no shock."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

"What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? Dam."

"Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D. Sadly it can't focus."

"I once played chess with an Egyptian King... ...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh."