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Joke of the Day
"I always thought air was free Until I bought a bag of chips."
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"What do priests and McDonalds have in common? Both stick their meat into ten-year-old buns."
"As a Malaysian, I thought that our Prime Minister would be crowned the worst political leader of the century But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card."
"in 2016 if i walk in to your place and ask for the wifi password and you give me a paper with 26 letters and numbers i'm leaving"
"What's the difference between a statesman and a politician? A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman."
"Mr. Schneider stood up in court. ""As God is my judge I do not owe my ex-wife any money."" Glaring down at him the judge replied ""He's not. I am. You do."""
"I figured out Inception, guys. The whole thing was really a movie."
"If asked at a job interview ""what's your biggest weakness"", test their tolerance for honesty by replying ""mortality"""
"simple joke (but dirty) what's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? a fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out"
"Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer."