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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow? Brown-chicken-brown-coooow [sounding like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R0aM2QHiFU)"

"I love it when I see an old friend I haven't seen in years and pretend to not see them"

"How do supernatural entities cum? They have poltergasms"

"What goes ""Ooooooooooo!""? A cow with no lips."

"A couple of crows were in prison the other day... They were held for attempted murder."

"An Irishman walks... out of a bar."

"If cats could text you back, they wouldn't."

"What's the difference between me and a calendar? the 14th of february the calendar will have a date."

"Me: *grabs a donut from conference room* Incredible powerpoint, Greg ""Excuse me ma'am, do you work here?"" Me: *grabs another donut & runs*"

"Why are sewer covers called manholes? If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in."