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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !"
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"I thought about being a feminist but what could I possibly do for the cause? I'm just a woman."
"Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"
"Russian 'Matreshka' Doll store is looking for a senior manager... also a manager, a junior manager and a junior manager's assistant."
"It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye; unless you're Stevie Wonder, then it's just ironic."
"Confucius say if someone call you idiot it better you keep quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt"
"A man walks into a library and asks ""do you have that book for men with small penises?"" The librarian looks on her computer and says ""I don't know if it's in yet."" ""Yeah that's the one."""
"How do you get a hipster to take a shower? Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream."
"Why do people say clean as a whistle? Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit"
"Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, i wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor?"