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Joke of the Day
"I want anarchy Because my keyboard is missing one."
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"A robber broke into a perfume store... He raided the register and stole everything in the store, he took every last scent."
"*pulling up to toll both with megaphone in hand* Booth operator: ma'am please not again Me: someBODY once tolled me"
"[PICKLE] Our first chance to help our new ally! http://www.reddit.com/r/pickle/comments/1a2xg8/next_attack_for_our_entire_army_march_12th_at_520/"
"WIFE: Don't tell the kids but I threw away those awful pictures they made & stuck on the fridge ME: [sprinting towards the bin] MY ART"
"The Alabama State Motto It's not considered incest if you pull out."
"I'm starting a support group for men who have difficulty ejaculating Let us know if you can't come"
"Neighbor: I need to run to the store. Can you watch the baby? Me (thinks of Daredevil cued up on Netflix): I am a registered sex offender"
"We'd like to sincerely apologize for booking the Karate Convention on the same day as the Rare Wooden Boards Fair"
"What do you say to your sister when she's crying? Are you having a crisis?"