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Joke of the Day

"How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb? None Enough light comes in through the glass ceiling"

"What do you call a nun using katana? Nunja."

"I wanted to fold the toilet paper and use it again... but felt that it was too tainted"

"At the state fair I realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter"

"On the street or subway you can only imagine what that idiot is thinking. On Twitter, you get to see what that idiot is thinking."

"How do skeletons kiss Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone."

"Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them. Horses aren't real. Commitment is."

"What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb? A boomerang"

"Of course it's you. if it was me I wouldn't even bring it up."

"Saw a girl with 12 nipples today. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?"