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Joke of the Day

"What vegetables do plumbers hate the most? Leeks"

"I get asked why I have a scar on my ass. The coat hangar missed."

"Cheese & Milk Just as I was getting home last night a guy hit me with a block of cheese. I thought that wasn't very mature. He then ran over and pour milk all over my head. I thought HOW DAIRY!!!"

"44 of my Facebook friends changed their profile pictures. My life is fucking insane."

"Wife : Even if you cheated on me, I wouldn't leave you. Me : Really? Wife : Yes. Why would I reward you for cheating?"

"Why did the bacon laugh? Because the egg cracked a yolk."

"Which musical instrument does Vladimir Putin know how to play best? The TRUMPet!"

"Being married is like playing cards If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."

"What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not? Not even, homes"

"Why do farmers have potential to become great judges? They recognize bullshit from miles."