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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant? Wishful thinking. Obviously"
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"Why are school shooters more likely to be white people? White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood."
"Children; because how else could you collect teeth without seeming psychotic."
"Jokes Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."
"My mother always said, ""Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your maid."" When I went to college the dorm had a maid who told us, ""Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your mother."""
"If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack."
"What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison? A small medium at large!"
"The Flash jacks off Welp, guess i jacked this one off too!"
"If you feed your kitten Muscle Milk it will become a tiger in as little as 90 days or you get your money back."
"Q: What's an accordion good for? A: Learning how to fold a map."