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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant? Wishful thinking. Obviously"
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"Pro tip: when a cop asks you to step out of the car, don't reply with ""I'm too drunk, you get in."""
"Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories. "
"Surprise your girlfriend by hiding in her trunk until you're dead."
"What do you call a cat who steals someone's identity? An impawster."
"Where do holy men sleep? Monk beds."
"When Dianna died, the British put up a memorial All France got was a slow down sign"
"You look like a before picture."
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler"
"""Hey, careful with that iPod, man, that was expensive."" ""So? You didn't pay for it."" And that's how my kid learned the truth about Santa."