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Joke of the Day

"Can electrocution get someone jail time? I'm not sure, but they'd definitely be charged"

"Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It's so fun to watch them freak out!"

"Helmholtz Resonators made out of Lampshades, Company name is Silence of the Lamps"

"When men say ""I'm fine"" they actually mean it. Weirdos."

"Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us we can make a lot of money."

"A blonde walks into a bar The man behind her just walks around it."

"Just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife. Best trade I've ever made"

"How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!"

"Sorry, I'm holding out for the Zune Mini."

"What is the date in Germany/Brasil today? 7-1. (world cup)"