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Joke of the Day

"How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years"

"Why did the pedophile go to Walmart? He heard that boys pants were half off."

"Donald Trump pushes Jimmy Fallon off a cliff.... Jimmy fallon proceeds to open his mouth and yell ""I'm Fallon son!"""

"whats better than a pile of dead babys two piles of dead babys and there is 1 in the middle of each piles and they have to eat there way out"

"What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan? I'm floored!"

"I needed a password eight characters long... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."

"How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake"

"Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears."

"I Like Long Walks on the Beach until the LSD wears off and it turns out I'm dragging a mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot"

"What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch? It may contain viruses."