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Joke of the Day

"How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there"

"What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas? Cancer!"

"Going to keep letting animals bite me until I get super powers."

"Who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in trouble. You have my Word."

"Why did the friendzone kid love to spoon? Because sleeping on your side prevents suffocation"

"Did you hear about the overachieving masturbator? He's constantly outdoing himself."

"I bought myself a new hairdryer but it's faulty. It sucks."

"The best joke ever... ...Reddit's servers!"

"Is the dog ending in Silent Hill 2 an easter egg? Or is it actually canine in the storyline?"

"5,""So we don't get to open any presents today?"" Me, ""No."" 5, ""So basically Thanksgiving is just Christmas for your tummy, right?"""