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Joke of the Day

"A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says ""Can I smell your pussy?"" She replies ""Hell no!"" The man says ""Well it must be your feet then."""

"Your eyes say ""No, no!"" but your ball gag says...""Mmmph! Mmmph!"" Whatever, you have a boner so that's really all the affirmation I need."

"Lindt Chocolate are to make a new Chocolate bar to commemorate the terrorist attack on its cafe in Sydney It will be called allahu akBAR"

"Why did the dog go into the water? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog."

"People think i am so incapable of doing anything on my own that even if i commit suicide they would say it was murder."

"What do you call a group of armpit farters? A pit orchestra. Bonus: [World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s](https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)"

"Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block."

"What do you call a Jamaican redditor? [Le]mon"

"How do you make a redditor impatient? loading..."

"One man including myself thinks I am funny. I came up with this a minute ago."