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Joke of the Day
"A little wine does the body good, a lot of wine does the body better!"
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"My friend stopped taking steroids recently... It wasn't working out for him."
"The son comes out to his dad The son says to his dad: Dad, I am gay. His dad says: You're not gay. Elton John is gay. You're a morose son of a bitch."
"Good thing some people show their bare chest in their profile pic, otherwise we wouldn't have known they had a torso."
"A little boy asked his mother ""Mommy... why is daddy running in zig-zags in the back yard?"" ""Shut up and reload!"" she said."
"Adding Up by Juan & Juan"
"If an Italian could time travel, where would he go? To the Pasta."
"""BEST WEEKEND EVER!"" ~ The same stupid bitch on Facebook, at least twice a month..."
"[at KFC] ""One bargain bucket please"" ""ok sir, and would you like any sides?"" ""Yes please, otherwise the chicken will fall out"""
"I like my coffee like I like my women Basically, I'm now banned from Starbucks."