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Joke of the Day

"Two men walked into a bar One of them said ""I want some H2O."" The second man said ""I want some H2O too."" The second man died."

"What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down? Coles"

"Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends"

"I just got a new universal remote Wow! This changes everything..."

"""Engagement"" can mean either planning to marry or initiating combat. Coincidence?"

"yesterday, Judge Thompson issued the longest sentence in the Supreme Court's history, needless to say, it was run-on."

"Do women who complain about never getting laid know about men?"

"And the Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and you will receive eternal life."" But John came fifth, and he won a toaster."

"Taking the lives away from 12 baby chicks. Bought an egg carton at the grocery store..."

"I just ran for the train so I think I'm good on running for a couple years."