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Joke of the Day
"Game of Thrones The only porn you DO watch for the plot"
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"How do Baroque composers tweet? Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry"
"Your mouth makes the same movement's as your butt when you say the word ""poop"".... same with ""explosive diarrhea"""
"Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks"
"I got really drunk last night, so I decided to take the bus home... I've never driven a bus before!"
"The horror of hearing the anesthesiologist say, ""YOLO,"" as he puts you under."
"I need this plant to grow. Well, water you waiting for?"
"(Super Smash Bros. Joke) Why do waiters like a good Marth player? He tips well."
"""You're still a winner,"" Pinocchio whispered into his third drink. He wept as his nose grew to touch the glass."
"""Be strong"" I whisper to my coffee."